Should have the lotus position sorted by the time you get here....

Is it a bird - NO its Mum and Dads Plane !

Chris and Olga said we should be able to see your plane going overhead on your way back, and sure enough, here I am waving at your plane. Did you see me? I could see you ....

Check out my Morrisey Impression !

I was happy in the haze of a drunken hour.....

Manicure Heaven !

What was that about me being a tart. Here I am having my nails done - I'll be expecting that service every night when I get home oh yessireeee.. Left eye closed as the noise does get to me a little !

Love is......................................

Sorry Ma and Pa !

Sorry we've been a little quiet recently but we've just been SO busy. Where to start? We have an extremely important day job - scaring away the pidgeons! Those flying rats sure are stupid - like us pussy cats can jump through glass or something. All we have to do is stare at them and twitch and they're away. Anyways we've got splendid views. Hippy idiot has shown us this panorama of the beach - and now we know what it looks like we've been staring at it longingly dreaming of the day when we become full grown Lions like we saw on the telly, and we can roam the beaches of the world taking panoramic photos with the new digital camera you're gunna buy us for Christmas :)

Anyways - click on the picture and we'll see you soon !