Should have the lotus position sorted by the time you get here....

Is it a bird - NO its Mum and Dads Plane !

Chris and Olga said we should be able to see your plane going overhead on your way back, and sure enough, here I am waving at your plane. Did you see me? I could see you ....

Check out my Morrisey Impression !

I was happy in the haze of a drunken hour.....

Manicure Heaven !

What was that about me being a tart. Here I am having my nails done - I'll be expecting that service every night when I get home oh yessireeee.. Left eye closed as the noise does get to me a little !

Love is......................................

Sorry Ma and Pa !

Sorry we've been a little quiet recently but we've just been SO busy. Where to start? We have an extremely important day job - scaring away the pidgeons! Those flying rats sure are stupid - like us pussy cats can jump through glass or something. All we have to do is stare at them and twitch and they're away. Anyways we've got splendid views. Hippy idiot has shown us this panorama of the beach - and now we know what it looks like we've been staring at it longingly dreaming of the day when we become full grown Lions like we saw on the telly, and we can roam the beaches of the world taking panoramic photos with the new digital camera you're gunna buy us for Christmas :)

Anyways - click on the picture and we'll see you soon !

What was that about a jumper and a Christmas party?

I love it 'cos I'm a slag oh yes I am. And a tart. Ooooo. Give me mama, give me Mama !

Guess the Body Parts...

Bet You can't get this one

I'm losing my head !

And for my next trick.....

Guess the Body Parts, Part 2

Two body parts here - but can you spell them backwards in Indian Sanskrit, using Ancient Greek Algorithmic Cryptography? Bet you can't. But then your brains are probably addled with cheap Aussie Plonk and sunshine. Don't worry Ma and Pa, we'll post the answers here for you later....!

And you reckon its hot down under - well it is here too. Down under this radiator its 55 degrees C ALL DAY. Beat that Ma and Pa !

He's Ugly but he's got shoulders like a Lesbian ShotPutter. Not that I've actually sat on alot of Lesbian Shotputters shoulders. Just in case you're worried.

I can do it too.......

Abbey and Daisy GO DOWN UNDER !!

Olga and Chris have told us that you're actually on the OTHER SIDE OF THE WORLD - so to save you guys from having to turn your monitors upside down to see our pictures,we're going to send all our photos upside down from now on! We're just crazy cats don't you know....

Olga is Cat Lover Shocker !!!

Someone warned us that Olga wasn't sure if she liked cats; except for that mythical animal 'Salmon' of course (more on her later). Well its official - she's a pushover and we've got her eating out of our hands! A few of our famous "I'm cute" looks, some smooth purring, and a meow in the right place, and we're wandering around inside her jumper like Chris after a Christmas Party !!

Dad - You'll be proud !!

Well I finally worked out how that fucking digital camera works. I had to keep sneaking it back onto its cradle when that hippy bloke wasn't watching, and in between reading the manual whilst hiding behind the sofa.... But I think the results are worth it ! By balancing the camera on the table and setting the Self Timer to 10 seconds, I managed to get this snap of me and Abbey having a snooze. I just HAD to show you what passes as a radiator in this house. What a bloody joke ! By the way - you can click on the pictures to enlarge them.

I found it all by myself and now its my new home. It doesn't look much here - but thats because that weird long haired hippy bloke came and flashed my cosy dark hiding place so it looks like a bright white room. Its actually a cosy airing cupboard with lovely warm pipes....

Killer Tiger Disaster Overted

No match for my killer bite. And if you've ever wondered what Tiger tastes like, well its a bit like chicken, and in the mane its quite delicious. Get it? Keep up.

Extreme Danger - Tiger Stalks Chris and Olga Shock

This threat must be dealt with. Its obviously an Afro-Carribean Lion, judging by the mane. Do you get it? Come on keep up we're only cats you know.

I had my first crap !!

You heard it here first - I think Chris and Olga were quite relieved that we can work out where to have a poo in a strange house. They must think we're stupid of course - but then we've seen them pooing in a large white bucket !!